story of the week 43, on crayfish

Crayfish

 

3 May Oatmeal is evil,
Blasphemy is bad,
Putin’s a weasel,
Ukraine is sad.
Spaghetti’s the Messiah,
Today I drew a butt,
Hand me some Rupiah,
I’ll buy you a duck.
Let’s plant daffodils
In potholes and grids.
Let’s rip our bills up
And feed them to pigs.
Let’s do the things
We’ve always wanted to do.
We’ll all be the kings and
Free ourselves from this zoo.